The adventures of Brian the pug and his devotees.

25 August 2008

Bear with Me

I'm not going to lie.  I have been going through a period of indecision with the blog.  It seems as if Woot (The Life and Times of Inigo Montoya aka Sacajarickard) is due for a shakeup.  A sea change, if you will.  So, in order to help tailor the reading needs of you, my loyal fans, I am asking you to participate in a poll.  

This is a simple matter, but an important one.  I welcome open debate and comment on this matter: 

If you had to decide, would you rather have in your possession a baby's head with a dog's body, or a dog's head with a baby's body?  There are a few parameters that you should keep in mind while making your decision.  The Baby in question is about 1 1/2 years old, which we have determined through clinical studies to be the approximate intelligence of a dog.  The Dog in question is of adult age, and small stature; 15-20 pounds.  In either scenario, the body parts will have normal function.  For example, the Baby's head would be able to communicate as a 1 1/2 year old child, and the Dog's head would be able to bark.  Conversely, the Baby's body could crawl/walk, while the Dog's body could run around.

I have a strong opinion on this matter, but will keep it a secret, so you can make up your own mind.  I am looking forward to your votes and reasoning.  Bye for now.